When I think I have a valid point to argue with my girlfriend.
When I have sex.
Trying to remember what my ex’s boobs felt like.
When the hurricane knocked out my internet connection.
When I see my Girlfriend watching the Kardashians
When my girlfriend says yes to sex.
When I go to the gym.
Guess what tomorrow is you guise…
When my girlfriend needs me to open a jar
Farting in an elevator
When my girlfriend asks me “What did you mean by that?”
When I make a corny pun
When I walk into a spiderweb
